We`re the Titanics and we`re not the Voodoo Dolls
We`re not Bullet LaVolta and we ain`t the 8-balls
We`re not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags
Hey, we maybe the Queers but we ain`t no fags
I keep on hoping you`ll wake up, ya losers
Use what`s left of your brain
You don`t have to tell me how great you are
Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid
Ya junk freak etc, etc
This guitar wasn`t paid for by my mom and dad
I`m not a college boy in a band, pretending I`m bad
See I`m a loser, a **** up, and an asshole just like you
In my punk rock band thinking I`m so cool
(chorus)
My girlfriends never satisfied no matter what I do
Hell??? baby, I`m not to impressed with you
I`m sorry wwe`re not as famous as Gang Green
We`re the queers and I am Joe King
(Chorus)