Me So Stupid — текст песни (ZZ Top)

I coulda been a brain surgeon

I coulda been a pharmacist

I gave a shot at radio revivalist

And with the boss man I never been missed



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ

What is my intelligent quotient?



I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge

Or Einstein`s nemesis

I coulda been the derby jockey

But it`s all come down to this



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ

What is my intelligent quotient?



I coulda been Las Vegas

I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce

Coulda been the president of the world

Coulda had Ali on the ropes

Coulda had Miss August - again

Coulda had Miss May - again

Coulda had Miss September - again

But I waited till December

Man oh man



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotient?



That`s so wrong