[Bizarre]
Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin` at you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
No one`s iller than me (wha?)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
It`s Mr. Swifty from the 313...
[Swift]
I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes lickin` they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meanin`
Got your whole crew doing subpeonas
Hell nah you ain`t seen a crew genius
Murder whoever`s between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can`t beat us
While your whole crew treat us like G`s, you best believe this
I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain`t no secret
That your shit sounds fake, you can`t stop it my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin` to stop the crime rate
I`m like Two-Face, I`m painful to rappers then you can tell
From these shells, how I gotta bend `em like route canals
I erase all trails, somethin` farther from gettin` bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin` trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin`, repentin` and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when Swift`s around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I`m gonna take this `gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady fallin` in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW!
It`s Swifty from the 313
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh!
[Bizarre]
Me and Eminem and Mike
Drivin` down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin` transvestite
Still on probation for stranglin` my boy Jason
Should be takin` my medication, it`s 9 to 10 I`m facin`
Last week this old man I had to blast
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn`t realize it was my grandmother `til I checked her pocketbook
Fuckin` with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain`t been eatin` like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin` good!
Rob this little boy in his fuckin` paper route
Throwin` bottles at day care centers and yell EVERYBODY GET OUT!
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
Cuz she found out I was havin` an affair with her 10-year old niece
No one, no one`s iller than me
It`s Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It`s Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
[Eminem]
Nobody better test me, cuz I don`t wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dick freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin` 40-bottles like the fuckin` Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
I`m on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
I`m hollerin` at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was
I`m always takin` someone else`s girl like Cool J does
They probably don`t be packin` anyways, do they Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfuckin` crib up when I ran past it
Fuckin` felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
Talkin` shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherfuckers
Flashin` in front of your face without the Grand Masters
Slim Shady, ain`t nobody iller than me
[Fuzz]
I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin` on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rockin` the most classic threads
Flashin` bread, roll down the window
