All the guys that look so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls that get so impressed
It makes me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
It`s `95 not `69
I don`t think it`s very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they`re just
The biggest jerks around
I`m asking you on bended knees
Change that hairdo, won`t you please
Lose that ponytail, you`ll see
That you`d be so cool like me
Won`t you won`t you cut it dude
Won`t you won`t you cut it dude
Won`t you won`t you cut it dude
Then you`ll be so cool like me