[Apathy]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my mind is on display for you
A tour that`s sort of morbid so this morning allow me to take you through
A janitor at a junior high
He plants a camera used to spy
On girls and boys
Records their voice
A beautiful thing
The song I sing goes
[Chorus]
(I like little bodies)
I love little bodies
(Won`t you help me find my puppy)
He`s gotta be around here somewhere
(Come inside my van, I parked it right outside)
I probably have some candy inside my van
(So take a ride with me)
[Apathy]
I wakeup while watching my neighbour do makeup
Binoculours follow her, God I`d demolish her
Watch her in front of a computer monitor
Jesus I hate her, she`s talking to strangers
Who`d probably date her, but what would I say to her?
Intimidate her, sedate her, then strangle her
Now I just study her, fall deep in love with her
Not trying to fuck with her, just make a buddy her
Teach her that people are evil
See? Everybody is, especially me
I`ll tie you up, beat you up
Chop you up, eat you up
I wanna marry you
What? Is this scaring you?
Wait `till I take you out back and bury you
Deep in the ground, I know how it sounds
But trust me there`s one of me in every town
Just be aware of me, where is he found?
In parking lots I`ll park my van
Outside the mall beware the man
Who`s ugly and creepy you`ve gotta believe me
The killer who`s playing the Steve Miller CD
I`m smoking a cigarette hoping I intercept
Hoe`s who are in to sex roaming the Internet
Late at night. His dream`s to find a chick who`s 15
Who`s parents apparently don`t pay attention
And so very carefully where will he mention
That they should meet
He said that he`s younger
Girls now-a-days are dumb and get dumber
[Chorus]
