Grapefruit Diet — текст песни (Weird Al)

Who`s that waddlin` down the street?
It`s just me, `cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who`s real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me`s
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There`s just one thing left to do--

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I`m gettin` tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I`m all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can`t have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere

I`m on a Grapefruit Diet
I`m on a Grapefruit Diet
I`m on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away

Oh, I think I`d sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat`em till they`re comin` out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
`Cause I haven`t seen my feet in years

I`m on a Grapefruit Diet
I`m on a Grapefruit Diet
I`m on a Grapefruit Diet