[Too $hort]
Daaaamn!
Can`t believe these hoes out here givin away the pussy for the low-low
Shit! Bitches fuckin everythang, everybody, everyday
Damn girl! Better get you some management
All this time you been trickin for the low-low?
You coulda been gettin rich, you just don`t know
Girl you worked all night for that chump change?
Let them ballers write you off as a fun thang?
Take my hand - I got a quick plan
I know you dream about marryin a rich man
See his wife in the Benz with the cute babies?
The hype`ll make your friends and you crazy
Cause you know about his two ladies
But he ain`t fuckin wit`chu baby
Come holla at your Uncle $hort
I`ll have you playin these niggaz like a sport (HA HA!)
[Chorus]
All this time you play around, you love to love me lay you down
If you`d like to suck a dick, I bet you`d like to fuck a trick
All you ladies in the place, I`d love to let you have a taste
I`ll put my dick up in yo` face - why you hobo hoe?
[Too $hort]
My name is Too $hort, I`m known for pimpin women
And last night, I did it again
New money, new bitches
Why they actin crazy, who is it?
I never heard of Too $hort - then you must be a square
Fuck around and get slapped when you fucks with a player
Real women get much respect
Golddiggers and groupies, don`t fuck with it
I`d rather get a real hoe
Put the bitch to work and get some real dough
I don`t wanna spend a night for cash
What`chu been doin all day wit your triflin ass? (Bitch!)
[Chorus]
[Too $hort]
I made too many songs, to name the tracks
Not enough walls, to hang the plaques
Say hater, what you aimin at?
You ain`t no G, you can`t be claimin that
Your girl said she had to find a trick
Cause she don`t like you, OR your tiny dick
I don`t really care, what she`s sayin
As long as this song, is what she`s playin
I know she better slow that roll
I ain`t said a word and yo` hoe just chose
You know I gotta take her from you
And after today, you couldn`t make her want you (HA HA HA)
[Chorus]
[New Chorus]
I just don`t know what bitches see, why all these hoes want chicken feed
Ain`t none of these hoes worth 50 cents, so break these ladies all you pimps
Never have this much fun anywhere, to go back home I just don`t care
Me leave this game no I don`t dare - why you hobo hoe?
[Too $hort ]
You fuckin with me, I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, bitch I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, you know I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, I`m fuckin wit`chu
You fuckin with me, bitch I`m fuckin wit`chu too
Fo` sho`!!
