Forgetful Lucy — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn`t remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so
And I`ll never let her go
Even if while I`m singing this song
She`s wishing I had Jocko the walrus` schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss