(Chorus: The Luniz)
Handcuff your hoes, the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcu-u-u-ff your hoes
(Numskull)
This rap here goes to all you player haters
Hand cuff your hoes, that goes to all you Captain Save-Hers
Me, my major industries gold teeth and diamonds
Been grindin` for nine and half years now I`m rhymin`
Reclinin` meal tickets couldn`t be lookin` me in the eye
I`m sigh now, clown that ass like Saturday Night Live (WHHHYYYY!)
Because I`m all between they wife`s thighs
But all jokes aside I yoke the ride and roll the weed up at the same time
While I drive I cross my heart and hope to die
Hella high, it`s the mobb blowin` greenery till we die
So haters do me a favor, handcuff your briide
I creep through when your husband`s at the job
Many hunners got players, baby mammas feedin` me all kinds
of hibachi shrimp and I don`t even rock Versacci pimpin dudes
But when I`m through, you never knew I touched her
Got her screamin loud as hell like Chris Tucker (aaaaah!)
Handcuff your hoes
(The Luniz)
When I step in the house (niggas snatch they hoes up quickly)
Niggas start breakin` out (cause they all wanna get with me)
Cause they know they hoes ain`t faithful (and my eyes is on them all)
And I`ll snatch them if I`m able (hey, put this lighter on the balls)
Olly-olly-oxenfree, don`t hesitate to give your hoes to me
(Numskull)
Uh, I`m used to stabbin` top notch and border coochies
Just big booty, firm casabas, preferably groupies (WITH BIG THIIIGHS!)
Makin` em ride they self up the wall easy
Off the expecting them, feel breezy
Do me a favor, take your hoes (HOME)
Before you find your breezy (GONE)
It`ll be for life, only players when I`m beerin` at
I want the better things in life
Nice, he ain`t hearin` that
I ain`t the nigga to be buyin` bitches clothes
they know that and still keep
So handcuff your hoes (handcuff your hoes)
(Chorus: The Luniz)
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcu-u-u-ff your hoes (your hoes)
(Yukmouth)
Hey Mrs. Big Butt (why you always cry?)
She fight all the time (Oh my, my, my)
He`s been cheatin` on you, but don`t worry, please dry your eyes
Just take a ride with smoke-a-lot, the master of high
(HOW HIIGGH!), high enough to kiss the sky, on the real
I wonder why beautiful girls date fat guys
He must got his cape on tight, oh look up in the sky
(WHHHYYY!), now that`s a Captain Save-Her fo` sure
Me being like that no, no, no, no, no
I know some hoes don`t want to be a dumb-dummy
but don`t play around and disrespect my money
Like a gun I`ll take you away
And if you niggas act a fool, I`ll spray you with the AK
Just let me take the hoe (and go peacefully)
Let me skip into the sunset (like tweed-de-lee-de-lee)
I like to come and so do you
If you can take one nut then you can take two
And it`s true, we likes to party (TO PARTY!)
We likes to party
(Chorus: The Luniz)
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcu-u-u-ff your hoes (your hoes)
Handcuff your hoes, the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
Handcu-u-u-ff your hoes (your hoes), I`m breezy