Cool Guy 2 — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

-{The Sounds of waves crashing}-

SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.

SEAN: So, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

GIRL #2: Thanks sean, that`s so sweet.

-{Sean presses `play` button on tape player}-

SEAN: Let`s see what`s going on under this velvet top of yours.

GIRL #2: Uh-oh.

SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

GIRL #2: Oh sean, you`re so cute.

SEAN: Why don`t we leave the summer skirt on, but let`s take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

GIRL #2: Oh my god.

SEAN: Yeah.

GIRL #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.

SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?

GIRL #2: My god, you look good, sean.

SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.

GIRL #2: Ooh.

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants}-

SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let`s get it swingin`.

GIRL #2: What`s that?

SEAN: Let`s get it swingin`.

GIRL #2: No, the other thing you said?

SEAN: ...The wet-weiner?

GIRL #2: -{gasps}- You know what?

SEAN: Yeah?

GIRL #2: I`m going to go throw up, now. See you.

SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?

GIRL #2: I`ll walk. -{She begins to walk away}-

SEAN: Mm-hm. I`m-a call you.

GIRL #2: Don`t. -{She`s gone}-

SEAN: A`ight, A`ight. I`m go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain`t that a bitch?

THE END