The Church — текст песни (Corky and the Juice Pigs)

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member`s big as a grizzly bear`s head
My pants can`t hide the bulge God gave to me

I`m proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls` hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don`t mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It`s hard to doze when you`re long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we`d be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men

Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.