Suit and tie guy
With his fashion phases
And his quarterly raises
Feels he`s better than you and me
Suit and tie guy
Thinks he`s real cute
In the bathroom for a toot
Until his nose starts to bleed
Suit and tie guy
I see he always hurries
I know he always worries
He`s gonna die of a heart attack
Suit and tie guy
On his way to feeding
Or an important meeting
Just like a car on a track
Suit and tie guy
He travels between stations
With certain destinations
Never varying from that routine
Suit and tie guy
And he`ll tell you in one word
That he is insured
And it`s not as bad as it may seem