Record Thieves — текст песни (no use for a name)

Hey, can I borrow that?
I promise I`ll give it back next time.
But take a good look at it, you`ll never see it again.
I`ll steal anything just as long as it`s collectible.
But if you steal something better than me,
I`ll turn you in.
Yes, we are record thieves.
Existing to please ourselves.
If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves.
If we can`t have it, no one can.
So if you have something we want,
we`ll ask to borrow it for just a few days.
And forevermore it will be gone.
Hey be careful when you pick that up.
Don`t get fingerprints on the cover - that album is rare.
Oh, what? That`s yours?
Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago.
So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don`t really care.