(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 1 ]
One day, let`s just say that I was bored
I went for a ride in my new Accord
Sucker MC`s were standin outside
Talkin bout, Yo Ed, let me get a ride
I said, You`re already ridin on mine
He raised his tone, and out came the chrome from behind
(Better back up, nigga) Now continue with yourself
And don`t step any further, cause it`s bad for your health
And your wealth and your future
Cause I don`t wanna have to shoot ya - (booya!)
And then I went into the store
I wanted some chips, it`s a dollar for 4
I gotta get some juice and a loosey
I used to smoke, now it`s only 1 or 2, see?
I`m not a bad guy, but I got bad habits
I was raised in the place where they grab it
If they want it (Brooklyn) but I`m not a thief
Plus I`m not a punk, so don`t pop junk or beef
What?
You must be crazy
(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 2 ]
I pay for the goods and I make my exit
I walked out the door, and I saw some legs, it
Looked like cheese that I knew
From around the way or maybe from my brother Drew
It can`t be the rest, because the others are older
Looked like a nice slice, tapped her on the shoulder
(Excuse me) She turned around, started to stare
Grabbed at my hat, said, Let me see your hair!
I said, There won`t be none of that, at least not here
She said, My man is always snoring, and he`s boring
I said, So what? You`re out here whoring?
What you think you`re doing?
I ain`t tryin to ruin no relationship
Honey dip, get a grip
Cause that`s the kinda fan I can`t stand
When she wanna get wreck and still got a man
So if you got a girl, you better watch her
Because love is blind (got that ass) gotcha
(Think I`m crazy)
(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 3 ]
Well now, I got around the way and I just couldn`t wait
(Why?) Today mom said that she was cookin peppered steak
I parked the ride, and as I stride down the ave.
I said, Oh my, what big thighs you have
To a slice of cheese and cut-off shorts
She said, Ain`t you Special Ed?, I said, But of course
But that`s not the matter at hand
Do you have a man? Do you understand?
What I`m tryin to say is, well, ??? I`m a little shy
She said, Why, you`re an attractive guy
Plus I seen your videos, all four of them
Can I be in one of them if you have more of them?
I said, Yes, there`s one next week
Come to the crib so we can speak
She came over 3 days later
And I laid her
(You must be crazy)
