When I look at your face I see dirt
All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt
And I don`t really mind if I`m nothin` in your eyes
It`s no surprise to me
There`s a rocket I built
It`s under my kilt
It`s coming to blow you away
Chorus
I was a jerk
I did the work for somebody else`s dream
I took the chance
I lost my pants
In somebody else`s dream tonight
Now you`re calling me up to get paid
And if you don`t get paid then you`ll never get laid
But I really don`t have any money; I say goodbye
And you`ll have to depend on your size
There`s a rocket I built; It`s under my kilt
It`s coming to blow you away
Chorus
Now I think that I`m going to bed
As the image of you and yer crap leaves my head
Cause it`s t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies
And it doesn`t depend on the size
There`s a rocket I built
It`s under my kilt
It`s coming to blow you away
Chorus