Spandex Enormity — текст песни (M.O.D)

Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She`s still a block away
Why`d it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She`s the Spandex Enormity

She`s so sweet when she`s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It`s too late she asks me for a date
Before I`d fuck I`d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

What a fucking beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It`s the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It`s the Spandex Enormity

She`s so sweet when she`s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It`s too late she asks me for a date
Before I`d fuck I`d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery

As we were walking off stage
You`re waiting to come back
She`s got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don`t talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You fucking fat bitch
I`ve had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she`s fat

She`s so sweet when she`s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It`s too late she asks me for a date
Before I`d fuck I`d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery