Star Trek Life — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of Jay-Z`s song Hard Knock Life*}

[Chorus]
It`s a Star Trek life for us
It`s a Star Trek life for us!
Steadda work-outs, feed my gut
Steadda drivin, beam me up!
It`s a Star Trek life

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]
Standin on the line a-waitin`, the new movie
And I`ve been here for a couple-of-days
I`m drivin a car that looks like a Klingon Bird of Prey
I know the exchange rate to convert dollars to latinum, you know my type
The perfect complement for when we dine, is Blood Wine
People think I`m out of my Vulcan mind, oh well
Where all my homes with the rubber ears, and fake hair
It may seem highly illogical, I don`t care
I`d love to build a replica of Quark`s, we don`t dare
Get upset by all the snide remarks, and funny stares
I put on a Starfleet uniform and strutted, uh-huh
I put on some make-up so my face looked rutted, uh-huh
I grab a B`at L`eth and act like a hot-head
I met Marina Sirtis and greeted her like Butthead (Hey baby!)
You know I`d love to take her out some day
But the Rules of Acquisition say she`d have to pay

[Chorus]
It`s a Star Trek life for us
It`s a Star Trek life for us
Steada pizza, we eat Gach
Steada Fido, he`s Tuvac
It`s a Star Trek life

[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]
My beer belly hangs out, of the t-shirt
That I`ve had since 1983, all faded and stained
We live at conventions, spendin my entire pension
I took a pill that made my blood turn green, I prefer that
I go to bed wishin, that I wake up on a five year mission
I had a vision of Gawron, said I have no honor
And I`ll never get on a girl or two
But I`ll lose my virginity if it`s the last thing I do
I want all those cool toys, from the Klingon knives
To the phasers, transporters, holodecks, and warp drives
And it`d be great to let Seven of Nine assimilate me
Wait, but a Tribble wouldn`t date me
Got a phaser for a remote control
Deflector dish for my cereal bowl
Lost my keys in a wormhole
My licence plate reads N-C-C-1-7-0-1-D
I only wish it could go Warp 3

[Chorus]
It`s a Star Trek life for us
It`s a Star Trek life for us
Steadda papers, read e-zines
Steadda mother-in-law, The Borg Qween
It`s a Star Trek life for us
It`s a Star Trek life for us
Steadda datin, we roll play
Steadda good luck, say Q`apla!
It`s a Star Trek life