sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
welcome to my world, welcome to my world
whacking it to late night cinemax
welcome to my world, welcome to my world
yagermeister and captain crunch
nicotine and the bradey bunch
i`m building a boat outta pudding cups
welcome to my world, welcome to my world
welcome to my world
nonstop no girl action
without you
this old shirt is strarting to stink
i don`t give a damn what people think
i can take a leak in the kitchen sink
welcome to my world, welcome to my world
no you needent shed a tear
cause i`ve got waffles, i`ve got beer
and i`ve got mr. belvedere
welcome to my world
welcome to my world
nonstop no girl action
without you
yeah
don`t wanna be here
don`t wanna be here tonight
can`t stand another episode of cheers tonight
i hate that woody
i hate diane
frasier and norman that dumbass mailman