Future Ex Girlfriend — текст песни (Voltaire)

Saw you on the street
we had to meet
I thought I would greet you
In just one week I would delete you

People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What`s your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
but you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won`t be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
`Cuase there`s nothing
between your ears but air!

There goes my future ex girlfriend
She`s as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed

I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life`s such a wreck
I`ve lost all respect
I don`t mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!

And I don`t care that you`re a model
`Cause let me say it`s clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what`s the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he`s gay
Okay, I really don`t know that
But let`s face it
He`s too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl`s such a prize
Yes, she is
She`ll be the Queen of the world
for a day or two in my eyes

Perhaps I`ll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think i`ll look more official!