Dancing round in circle staring at the sky
Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride
Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind
She hasn`t had a shower since 1969
You can`t even read you can`t even spell
Begging and loafingis all that you do well
Your heads full of lice you navels full of lint
Don`t you fucking breath on me go get yourself a mint
Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
God damn hippies always smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs
Stringing lots of beads really ain`t that neat
Dirty, drowsy hippie you need to wash your feet
Daisy pickin fruit cake always low on cash
Take your magic beans and shove them up your ass!
Nothing I hate more dirty hairy chicks
The only things that like them are gnats, fleas and ticks
Always out to lunch always so confused
I wonder if they`va ever own a fucking pair of shoes
Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
God damn hippies... SMELL!
Stupid lazy can`t hold a job
I`d love to disinfect you, shower you with bleach
Rock collecting moron, nothing but a leech
Make you clip you toenails, make you cut your hair
Rid the world of hippies, purifies our air