Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You`re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying keep on digging
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you`re down in the pig mine
You`re nearly a laugh
You`re nearly a laugh
But you`re really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You`re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You`re hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You`re nearly a laugh
You`re nearly a laugh
But you`re really a cry.
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You`re trying to keep our feelings off the street
You`re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
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You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you`re nearly a treat
Mary you`re nearly a treat
But you`re really a cry.