Everybodys got a cousin in miami
By: jimmy buffett, michael tschudin
1993
--spoken:
"hey jimmy, you know anybody in miami that can get me a passport
Real quick? "
"oh yeah, yeah man. Ive got a cousin up there. he knows
Everthing about everything. lets see if Ive got his number
Here somewhere, yeah. no, he works out of a payphone...oh yeah.
Ive got it here. okay. todays international investor,
Whatever that is. yeah, everybodys got a cousin in miami. here
We go."
It was was ninety miles to freedom
But they took the risk
Though ocean was all motion
And the wind was brisk
The deadly gunboats never saw them
In the pale moonlight
They were off to cayo hueso
By the dawns early light
The gringo in the garden called the customs man
They answered all his questions
Were allowed to land
The ladies shared a hairbrush
And their husbands had a coke
And they were taken up to krome
To meet with there kin folk
Chorus:
Everybodys got a cousin in miami
(everybodys got a cousin in miami)
Everybody understands the impromptu
Dancing in the heat to the beat
That turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
Everybody needs to have a dream come true
In a third world jungle
Not so far away
Lives a natural drummer
With a dream to play
Hes the brother of the lizard
And the flying fish
But hes enchanted by the pictures
>from the satellite dish
So his mama packs his bag
Knots his red neck tie
Send him north to her relations
With a kiss goodbye
Hes bewildered by the plane ride
And the immigration line
Until he sees his christian name
Upon a cardboard sign
Chorus:
Everybodys got a cousin in miami
(everybodys got a cousin in miami)
Everybody is an aborigine
Dancing in the heat to the beat
It turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
Everybody want to win that lottery
--spoken:
"and the winning numbers are...7, 6, 5, 3, 7, 9. uh, close, so
Close. history lesson, history lesson."
Its hard to believe this city started as a trading post
Home to the seminole pirate and pioneer
Between the river of grass and the old mosquito coast
Before the railroad claimed the southernmost frontier
I am umbilically connected to the temperate zone
It brought me life, it brought me love
I never have outgrown
Brought me one too many nights along that biscayne shore
And one too many mornings in the grove drugstore
And one way or the other were all refugees
Livin out this easy life below the banyan trees
Smoothing off the rougher edges of the culture clash
Weve got a style weve got a look
Weve got that old panache
Chorus:
Everybodys got a cousin in miami
(everybodys got a cousin in miami)
Everybody understands the impromptu
Dancing in the heat to the beat
It turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
Everybody needs to have a dream come true
--spoken:
"i do, I do. lets take it down boys. down south to those
Little latitudes. ya ya, ya ya. thank you robert.
Chorus:
Everybodys got a cousin in miami
(everybodys got a cousin in miami)
Everybody is an aborigine
Dancing in the heat to the beat
It turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
Under the stars in the bars down by the sea
Oh me now
Everybodys got a cousin in miami
(everybodys got a cousin in miami)
Everybody has to have that impromptu
--spoken:
"what are we doing now? "
Dancing in the heat to the beat
It turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
Everybody needs to have a dream come true
--spoken:
"i do. I do. I had this dream the other day. I was down on the
Equator. I didnt know whether I was up or down. I couldnt
Tell the difference. it was hot and we were rockin. and the
Coral reefers gathered around me and they said: we want a raise
Or were going to quit. and thats when I woke up. so play
Boys, play."
