South Park Junkie — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of BDP`s song South Bronx*}

Many people tell me this show is pathetic
But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic
TV tunes in and my brain tunes out
And it takes another week for me to fully calm down
Have a seat, unplug the phone
Come on now here we go
You got smacked up side your head
`Cause you`re talkin` during the show
I stay glued to my TV
Till my brain is a sieve
If you bother me while this shows on
You might not live, I`m watchin`

South Park! South South Park! (4 times)

I wanna be a character in that little town
With cut paper clothing and a face that`s round
And an ability that`s cool, yes they all can
Without the use of their arms still move their hands
I`ll bet you half a penny that they`re gonna kill Kenny
The hats and earmuffs that they wear are so trendy
They`re so friendly
And Stan`s gonna puke on Wendy
Now during the day they all go to that school
The Chef sings a song `cause he`s just so cool
I hope that they`re all ready for the latest quiz
Mr. Garrison`s not gay, but Stan`s dog is
Now I`ll tell you the easy truth, I love the little sleazy youths
I wanna call up Jesus too, yeah I want the Cheezy Poofs
Psychotic turkeys tore the place apart
Terrance and Philip, all they do is fart
And Kyle`s stupid mother tried to can the show
But then he met Mr. Hankey who said...
Kenny gets killed then comes back next week
It`s like he`s being cloned by that mad scientist freak
But I don`t understand why he wastes his time
He`s not worth it `cause he`s only got one behind
And Cartman is still gaining weight
Eatin` appetizers, Snacky Cakes, Cheezy Poofs, Beefcake!
Stan`s uncle Jimbo hunts rabbit and fox
And his friend Ned has a cool voice box
And odd as it seems Jesus fights for a cause
That`s to beat the crap out of Santa Claus
And now they got toys on the shelf at Kay-Bee
And a home version of Kick The Baby
And if you try to change the channel while I`m watchin` the show
I`ll...
So why do I watch this show, all the people
In the town think I`m insane
After a hard day`s work this show provides
Quite a relief for my brain
`Cause if I didn`t well then my nerves would
Just blow up
And I would end up like that creature
Scuzzlebutt, and he`s from

South Park, South South Park (8 times)

The Cows` star quarterback, Stan Marsh
The fat kid, the big-boned Eric Cartman
The little Jewish kid Kyle Brozlofsky
(muffled: The one that nobody can ever understand, Kenny McCormick)