You Dont Love Me Anymore — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Weve been together for so very long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder whats wrong?

Seems you dont want me around

The passion is gone and the flames died down



I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that Im the antichrist



Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you dont love me anymore



I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

Youre still the light of my life

Oh darling, Im beggin, wont you put down that knife?



You know, I even think its kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you pushed me down that elevator shaft



Oh, if you dont mind me asking, whats this poisonous cobra

Doing in my underwear drawer?

Sometime I get to thinking you dont love me any more



You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers



Oh, you think that Im ugly and you say that Im cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead



Oh, you know this really isnt like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you dont love me any more, oh no no

Got a funny feeling you dont love me anymore



(approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence)