Wont Eat Prunes Again — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

It was just the other day

When we went to joes cafe

Just to order up a couple steaks to eat



But we noticed something wrong

All the worcestershire was gone

But the waitress brought a different kind of treat



She said this sauce was the chefs new creation

Guaranteed, its a new taste sensation

But she warned us its made out of prunes

"try a little if you dare"

"nothing can compare"

So we had some and now we swear

We wont eat prunes again



That was such a dirty trick

Boy, it really made us sick

Well it looks like weve been done in by the prune



Still the memory lingers on

I been livin in the john

cause Ive had the runs since monday afternoon



Id sell my soul for some new constipation

Need a cure for this new aggravation

Diarrhea has taken its toll

Still got the runs today

Just like yesterday

Buddy, thats why Im hear to say

We wont eat prunes again



Wont eat prunes again

No no



Yeah



Eat the new sauce

Same as the old sauce