I`ve got an enemy, he lives right down the street
last night he egged my house, and toilet papered my trees
this guy sucks at life, but he`s good at pissing me off
I can never think of a way to tell him that`s enough
there are a lot of enemies in this world
there is an enemy for everyone
If you don`t believe me, you`ll know it`s true
when an enemy might pretend,
before you know, he`s (she`s) not your friend
you`ll find out in the end
I`ve got an enemy who works with me everyday
he likes to talk a lot, he thinks he knows everything
he only shows respect when he is outta cigarettes
that way he can get them off of me