Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?

[Barbie]
Sure Ken!

[Ken]
Well forget it!

[Barbie]
I`m an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I`m a relation to Frankinstein`s creation!

[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
I`m a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I`m as flat as board
Thin and lengthy

[Ken]
You`re a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don`t come near me
`Cause your breath is stanky!

[Barbie]
Don`t get touched!
I`m afraid!
`Cause guys say,
I`m an eye sore!

I`m an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I`m a relation to Frankinstein`s creation!

[Ken]
You`re so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!

[Ken]
You`re so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo, boo hoo!

Oh let`s go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I`m sorry,
But you`re too damn ugly!

[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!

Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I`m a relation to Frankinstein`s creation!

[Ken]
You`re so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!

[Ken]
You`re so ugly,
You disgust me!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!

Oh let`s go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I`m sorry,
But you`re too damn ugly!

[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!