I got an appointment to keep, for seven nights I couldnt sleep
Im in a state of disbelief
Its my big chance on magic street
I followed this fashion doll down the famous hall
"ginger wont be long at all" she said "take a number
Youll be called."
I said "im gonna show him what I can do now its just between
Us two." in the grand tradition...private audition
(wish I knew then what I know now)
I don;t know what I did wrong, I thought I really laid it on
When he called out for some more, I gave him my standard encore
I gave him the swanee river, and the good ship rockin rye
The stars and stripes forever, and good ol pal o mine
But that aint what he was on about
He was casting for his couch
(ahem)
He said, "come on baby, show me what you can do,
Now its just between us two.
In the great tradition...private audition