Truck Drivin Song — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Im drivin a truck

Drivin a big ol truck

Pedal to the metal, hope I dont run out of luck

Rollin down the highway until the break of dawn

Drivin a truck with my high heels on



My diesel rig is northward bound

Its time to put that hammer down

Just watchin as the miles go flyin by

Im ridin twenty tons of steel

But its sure hard to hold the wheel

While Im waiting for my nails to dry



Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror

And my pink angora sweater fits so tight

Im jammin gears and haulin freight

Well, I sure hope my seams are straight

Lord, dont let my mascara run tonight



Because Im drivin a truck

Drivin a big ol truck

Smokeys on my tail and my accelerators stuck

Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin until the break of dawn

Drivin a truck with my high heels on



Oh, I dont mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me

And my nipple rings dont bother me too much

But when I hit those big speed bumps

My darling little rhinestone pumps

Keep slippin off the mother-lovin clutch



But still Im drivin a truck

Drivin a big ol truck

Headin down the interstate, just tryin to make a buck

Wearin feather boas with sequins and chiffon

While Im drivin a truck with my high heels on



Im drivin a truck

Drivin a truck

Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck

And Im late for my appointment down at my hair salon

So Ill be drivin a truck with my high heels on