Title of The Song in Question — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Since youve been gone

Well, I feel like Ive been chewing on tinfoil

Since youve been gone

Its like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, Im feelin like I stuck my hand

Inside a blender and turned it on

You know, Ive been in a buttload of pain

Since youve been gone



(since youve been gone)

I couldnt feel any worse if you dropped

A two-ton bowling ball on my toes

(since youve been gone)

It couldnt hurt any more if you shoved

A red-hot cactus up my nose



Since youve been gone

Well, it feels like Im getting tetanus shots every day

Since youve been gone

Its like Ive got an ice cream headache that wont go away

Ever since that day you left me

Ive been so miserable, my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did

When you were still here