The Checks in The Mail — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Well, hey how ya doin have a seat have a drink

Boy its good to see you, what can I say?

Oh, sorry gotta run well get together again

Say, what was your name anyway?

Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon

But dont try to call me Ill be in a meeting every afternoon

For a year maybe longer keep in touch

Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day



(chorus)

The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautiful

Dont ever change you know what I mean

My girl will call your girl

Well talk it through lunch

Or leave a message on my machine

So baby wont you sign on the dotted line

Im gonna make your dreams come true

The checks in the mail, would I lie to you?



Well hey wait a minute whats the matter hold on

You want me to fork over the loot?

You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court

And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?

Well Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine (yeah)

So if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in line

Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby

Dont forget to read the fine print.



(chorus)



Oh, trust me!



The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautiful

Dont ever change, you know what I mean

Why dont you leave a message with my girl

Ill have lunch with your machine

So baby wont you sign on the dotted line

Im gonna make your dreams come true

The checks in the mail, would I lie to you?

The checks in the mail, would I lie to you?