Since youve been gone
Well I feel like Ive been chewing on tinfoil
Since you been gone
Its like I got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
Well, Im feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know Ive been in a bundle of pain
Since youve been gone
(well, since youve been gone, since youve been gone)
I couldnt feel worse if you dropped a 2 ton bowling ball on my toes
(since youve been gone)
It couldnt hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose
Since youve been gone
Well, it feels like Im gettin tetanus shots every day
Since youve been gone
Its like I got an ice cream panic that wont go away
Ever since the day you left me
Ive been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here