Dickhead — текст песни (Jimmy Buffett)

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

He`s got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back.
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack.
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn`t call for days.
When it comes to bein` a Dickhead,
he`s got a million ways.

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

When he`s out drivin` he`s a Dickhead in his car.
When he`s out drinkin` he`s a Dickhead in the bar.
When he`s at a party he`s a Dickhead drinkin` beer.
He`s got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year".

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

If he`s got no job he`s a Dickhead out of work.
If he`s got no manners he`s a Dickhead and a jerk.
If he`s got no money he`s a Dickhead with no class.
If he`s got no brains he`s a Dickhead and an ass.

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.