[ Russell Simmons ]
Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man
$100`000 watch, man
I sell it to you for 400
- You got 80?
Dig - dig this, man
I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man...
[ L.L. Cool J ]
I`m sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn`t tell a story that well
See, you`re the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you`re a treath to mankind
That`s a lie
[ Russell Simmons ]
You know what my records is about, man
You know how much money we get, man
Come on
(You`re a liar)
Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
(That`s a lie)
I`m gettin cold money every day
(You`re a liar)
You`ll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office
[ L.L. Cool J ]
You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt you`d lie to King Tut
You claim to do things no one could achieve
You said you did things Ripley`s wouldn`t believe
That`s a lie
[ Russell Simmons ]
I got this Japanese girl, man
Lee, man, takes good care of me
(You`re a liar)
Yo, she`s so def, man
Wipes my butt
(That`s a lie)
Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin
(You`re a liar)
You seen my new Mercedes, man?
[ L.L. Cool J ]
Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw
You said you got a mansion, you don`t got half a floor
Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school
You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled
Your story`s so remarkable, it shouldn`t be revealed
You said you had a Benz, you don`t got four wheels
That`s a lie
[ Russell Simmons ]
I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin `bout?
(You`re a liar)
I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it
(That`s a lie)
Man, don`t front, you know what Rush is about, man
(You`re a liar)
Yo, why you be illin, man?
You know what time - what time it is
[ L.L. Cool J ]
Then you start to lie about things you don`t have
You speak of limousines? You can`t afford a cab
Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn`t get a hassle
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle
You said you have a lot of women, you don`t even know a few
`There are 8 million stories` - and they`re all made up by you
That`s a lie
[ Russell Simmons ]
...Rush, man
Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw
(You`re a liar)
It`s gon` keep the bullets off your back
(That`s a lie)
You know why stations play our records?
Cause the kids`ll tear the station apart
Kids`ll rip it down...
[ L.L. Cool J ]
Said your grandmother`s 20 when your mother`s 25
Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive
You said you used tootpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold
A brand new pair of Lee`s, that`s the skirt your sister stole
That`s a lie
[ Russell Simmons ]
Yo man
All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush
(You`re a liar)
Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day
(That`s a lie)
Talkin so much about `Rush, Rush,` every time
(You`re liar)
That hoes just be beefin, man
`Rush this and Rush that`
(That`s a lie)
World`s biggest thing, man
Rush is gettin all the money, man
(You`re liar)
...wheel barrow full of money, ya understand me?
(That`s a lie)
That they be rollin that shit in my office all day
(You`re a liar)
Nothin but money, and it be green
(That`s a lie)
Don`t front, man, you know what Rush is about, man
Rush gets money, man
(You`re liar)
My Maserati is bad, man, it`s blue and green - and gold
(That`s a lie)
I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man
(You`re a liar)
I just wanna look good, man
So I got one
(That`s a lie)
Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man
Jewels be them thangs
(You`re a liar)
Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff
(That`s a lie)
Man, I got 900 pairs of Reeboks, man
...pair of...Adidas
(You`re a liar)
I got every color of Adiddas they ever made, man
(That`s a lie)
My man Steve, that`s a porno star, man
And he be bringin them hoes to the house
(You`re a liar)
Word man, they be over my house
(That`s a lie)
Yo, that girl at my house, man
...Lee, man
She cleans up behind me, man
(You`re a liar)
Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man
(That`s a lie)
Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man
Takin care of me, man
(You`re a l-)
Yo, man...
(That`s a lie)
