Im So Sick of You — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

You tell a joke and forget the punchline

Why you always wastin my time?

Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me

Your hairs a mess and your make-ups crusty

I dont know too many females

Who make a habit of biting their toenails

Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall

Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl

Im sure wed be happy together

If only one little thing werent true

Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you



You drink the milk right from the carton

What are you, in kindergarten?

Youre belchin everywhere, foulin up the air

Then you use my razor to shave your back hair

You dont have an ounce of class

Youre just one big pain in the neck

How much more can I take now

Give me a break now

You even snore when youre wide awake now

You tell all your friends were the perfect couple

Well, maybe you should get a clue

cause baby, I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you

Baby, youre so nauseatin

I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you



And when you softly call my name

Its like Im listenin to a squeaky chalk sound

And when you look at me that special way

Its hard for me to keep my lunch down

And when you ask me what Im thinkin, honey, usually Im thinkin

How Id really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape

So I wouldnt have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions

Over and over again



Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh

Gives me a throbbing migraine

(cant stand you, I just cant stand you)

Until you came along, I never dated anyone this low on the food chain

(cant stand you, I just cant stand you)

Youve got inhuman body odor

Youve got the hair of a boxing promoter

Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butts made of jell-o

You wake up in a puddle, droolin on your pillow

I hate the way you crack your knuckles

I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too

But mostly I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you

Really now, youre aggravatin

I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you

Not to mention irratatin

I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you

Well, now wont you give my best regards to satan

I yi yi yi yi

Im so sick of you



Im so sick of you

Im so sick of you

Im so sick of you

You make me sick

Im so sick of you, now....