Ill Repair for You — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

So you got dry rot and your water pressures weak

Your trash compactors broke, the roof has sprung a leak

You just found out your toilets overflowed

And your smoke detectors smoking and your heaters gonna explode

But



Ill repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)

Ill repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)

Ill repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)



Your washers busted and your faucet drips all night

You got some termites with a healthy appetite

Well have no fear, Ill patch up every hole

And Im licensed and Im bonded, even se habla espanol

So



Ill repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)

Ill repair for you (when your plungers no use)

Ill repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)



I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle

You got a leaky shower, Ill be there in an hour

With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a jedi master

Well help you through your crisis

Check out our low, low prices too, yeah



Your floors are sagging and your plumbings shot

But if you dont mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat



Ill repair for you, anything that you need

Ill repair for you, and my words guaranteed

Ill repair for you, Ill rewire it too

Ill repair for you

Ill repair for you

Ill repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw