Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

I dont care about your karma

I dont care about whats hip

No space cadets gonna tell me what to do

I wont swim in your jacuzzi

You cant make me settle down

Id rather kick and jump and bite and scratch

And scream until Im blue

I may as well be hyper as long as Im still around

cause Ill have lots of time to be laid back

When Im six feet underground.



(chorus)

Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)

Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)

Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)

When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your heads

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead



I cant stand the smell of incense

I dont really like to jog

No joanie mitchell 8-tracks in the car (oooh)

I hate anything organic

Even health food makes me sick

You wont catch me sipping perrier

Down in some sushi bar, I tell you

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab

Youll have plenty of time to be low-key

When youre laid out on the slab



(chorus)



Ow! bobcat!



I dont want no part of that vegetarian scene

I wont buy me a pair of designer jeans

No redwood hot tub to my name

I got all that I want and if its all the same to you

I dont need a course in selfawareness

To find out who I am

And Id rather have a big mac or a jumbo jack

Than all the bean sprouts in japan



Ah so dont ask me what Im into

I dont need to prove Im cool

Ill break your arm if you ask me whats my sign

I wont tell you where my heads at

I dont need to see no shrink

Psychosis may be in this year but Im really not that kind

And Im in no hurry to be casual

In fact I think Ill wait

Until Im pushing up the daisies

Like wow, man, can you relate?





Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead (mellow when Im dead)

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead (mellow when Im dead)

Ill be mellow when Im dead

Ill be mellow when Im dead .....wooooowww!