Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin` real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous Crew bitch
with that old school
Too $hort baby, I`m so hard
Pimpin` these hoes on the boulevard
But I`m not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She`s the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty givin` real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She`s a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin` busy, bitch wouldn`t stop
She`s the kind of girl that`ll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what`s up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I`d get her
Walked up to her said
my name is $hort, just what you`ve been lookin` for
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don`t get no rest
Well after that, I G`ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog`ll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin` how they fucked that bitch
But I`m the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin` round suckin` all that dick for no money?
It didn`t take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin` on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain`t about money and she`ll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vet
6 months later, I`m still a pimp, I`m still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin` in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin` one at a time
Wasn`t my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin` me
Cause the player I am to the day I`m dead
I was sittin` on the sink gettin` some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn`t even breathe, she was holdin` her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said $hort don`t worry
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we`re sorry to say there`s no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y`all niggas don`t know though, that`s it
