Heres Johnny — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Heres johnny



There he goes, he drives me crazy

When he says...(hee-eeres johnny!)

Thats his job, its so amazing

All he says is...(hee-eeres johnny!)

I never miss a moment when hes on the tube

His being there has made my life worth living

The chills run down my spine

Each time he says that line



"heres johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way

"...johnny!" he says, you know I love him

"heres johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game

Ed mcmahons his name...all right



Dressed so fine, hes such a cool dude

Hear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)

Watch him selling beer and dog food

Hear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)

I got a letter from him just the other day

He said, "you may already be a winner!"

A trooper to the end

A clydesdales best friend



"heres johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way

"...johnny!" he says, you know I love him

"heres johnny!" he says, and thats the way he gets his pay

What a living



Oh...(heres johnny! heres johnny!) wo-o-o, no

(heres johnny! heres johnny!) no no no no no no, I dont believe it

(heres johnny!) he says, and everytime its just the same

Ed mcmahons his name



A very special guy...all right

Hes on every night

Cant change the channel

When hes sitting on the panel

(hee-eeres johnny!)

There he goes, he gives me goose bumps

When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)



"heres johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way

"...johnny!" he says, you know I love him

"heres johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame

Ed mcmahons his name