Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that`s one state I`m never in
Because I know that I`ve got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) I can`t even see`em,
but I know they`re up to something
Hey, don`t touch that - you don`t know where it`s been!
They`re all over me
They`re inside of me
Can`t get`em offa me
I`m covered with... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What`ll they do to me?
There`s no escape for me
I`m crawling with... microscopic bacteria
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That`s when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
(Germs) Can`t get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there`s more comin` every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they`d pack their tiny little bags and move away
They`re all over me
They`re inside of me
Can`t get`em offa me
I`m covered with... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What`ll they do to me?
There`s no escape for me
I`m crawling with... microscopic bacteria
They`re creepin` around my shorts
They`re under the bathroom sink
They`re ridin` inside my car
They`re swimmin` in every drink
They`re hidin` between my toes
They`re lurkin` in every kiss
I got`em way up my nose
In every orifice
I`m gonna show them who`s boss
I`m gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don`t tell me I`m paranoid
I know that they`re after me
Look under the microscope
See??
They`re all over me
They`re inside of me
Can`t get`em offa me
I`m covered with... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What`ll they do to me?
There`s no escape for me
I`m crawling with... microscopic bacteria
They`re all over me
I can feel`em all over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they`re watching me
They`re always watching me
They`re coming after me
Microscopic bacteria
Won`t somebody help
Please sombody help me
You`ve got to believe me
They`re out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They`re tryin` to kill me
It kind of upsets me
