Welcome to the planet Earth. Welcome to the USA.
Time to get in line so we can CLASSIFYyou
want to be a human, but we can`t seem to think that way.
So instead we`ll cut you up and try to divide you with...
LABELS! (They want to give me...)
Am I a man? Or a crayon? Do I look like a man?
Welcome to your brand new job. Happy now that you`re a slave?
Please fill out this form so we can CLASSIFY you
think you`re an employee, but numbers soon replace your name.
Put the check inside the box so we can divide you with...
(Chorus)
I want to be a human, but you can`t see past my hide.
I`m being Classified.