Elvis Lives In Norco — текст песни (Narcoleptic Youth)

Well they tried to tell me that Elvis is dead, but I saw him yesterday at the Circle K.

Serving up drinks and having a laugh, but I think the dirty bastard needs to take a bath.

And Graceland was nice. He had lots of fans but he got too big so he bought a van.

He packed it up to move far away so now Norco is where he`s gonna stay...A Cowboy!!!!

Chorus: Elvis Lives! (In Norco) Heehaw!

He`s got a cowboy lover. Yeah we know he`s gay. And in Norco he`s bigger than the KKK.

Cuz they burn their crosses. Yeah they`ll burn them well,

but they`ll shed a tear for Heartbreak Hotel.

With his blue suede shoes and his Stetson hat, he`s got a rhinestone cape and he still looks fat.

Blue Blocker shades and his big side chops,

you should see him groovin` to the Jail House Rock...On Hamner! (a street in Norco)

Chorus: Replace Heehaw w/ ShitHowdy!

Oh they love him tender and they love him true.

I even heard they love him more than their Boys in Blue *

Because Elvis is the king, and he`s there to stay. And lastnight he got elected to the P.T.A.!!!

Elvis lives (lived) in Norco, down the street from Jay Sin. Seriously.

* The Boys in Blue reference is to the Norco H.S. football team which = God.....(In Norco)