I don`t care
If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go
And run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I`ll let you call up folks in Europe you don`t even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
But I`m begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don`t wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don`t mind, but please don`t wear those shoes
Don`t wear those shoes
It`s all right
You can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose
You can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while you`re drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I`d do anything to please you
But I`m begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don`t wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if you`re so inclined
Baby, I don`t mind, but please don`t wear those shoes
Oh no, don`t wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no
Oh no, please don`t wear those...
Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle till it`s flat
You could even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
I could learn to live with that
But now I`m begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don`t wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby I don`t mind, but please don`t wear those...
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don`t wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don`t wear those shoes
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
But baby, please don`t wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I can`t refuse
But darling, please don`t wear those shoes
You can play your bongos while I`m trying to snooze
But honey, please don`t wear those shoes
You can expose yourself on the six o`clock news
But please, please don`t wear those shoes
