Callin in Sick — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just dont feel like goin to work - I think Ill call my boss, then im

Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear Ive got some strange disease

Whats that little twerp gonna say?

Hey



Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today



I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching ernest goes to camp

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my tupperware

Im not busy now anyway

Hey



Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today

Aint goin to work, no way

Callin in sick today



I can do anything I want to

I am invincible now

Im on fire, baby

Im alive, Im alive, can you hear me, world?

Im alive!



Maybe Ill spend all day staring at the sun

And trying not to squint

Maybe Ill make a huge color tapestry from

My belly button lint

When Im sick of takin abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedoms just seven digits away

Hey



Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today

Aint goin to work, no way

Callin in sick today