[parody of "I Love Rock `n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts]
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
Yeah, but chocolate`s gettin` old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold.
There`s just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me!
Don`t gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need.
Baby, I love rocky road,
So won`t you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road,
Now have another triple scoop with me!
Ow!