[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper]
I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When I whip out my Diner`s Card their eyes get so wide.
They`re always in the mood for something to munch.
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have...
That`s all they really want,
Some lunch.
Don`t ask `em to dinner
Or breakfast or brunch,
`Cause girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have lunch.
Girls they want, wanna have lunch, girls, wanna have...