[Lil` Kim]
.. My Aunt Dot
left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
Even though I`m her niece, she copped me a piece
Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What? She don`t know I like my guns pretty?
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you?
[Lil` Shanice]
Whattup? I`m Shanice, don`t remember me?
[Lil` Kim]
She called me by my government name, Kimberly
Who sent you?
[Lil` Shanice]
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
[Lil` Kim]
Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
Then she handed me the note
[Lil` Shanice]
Here - read this
[Lil` Kim]
I just stared her up and down
cause I couldn`t believe this - then I opened it
It said, Bitches is out to get you;
your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
I`m on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
And oh, the little girl, that`s your cousin Shanice.
Since I can`t be with her, I need you to babysit her.
Besides; she looks up to you - you`re her idol -
and tomorrow is her first violin recital,
and she would be more than happy if you could take her.
Peace, my number`s on the back of the paper, hit me later.
Damn.. what went wrong?
Can`t we all just get along, and make hit songs?
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
If this was a show, y`all hoes would get gonged
Cause if it`s on, then it`s on, bring it on
What the fuck you waitin for? C`mon, let`s get it on
What? What`s takin you so long? I got plans for the future
to bring back your head like Medusa
Chorus: Lil` Kim (repeat 2X)
Girls be actin stink, and mad funny
Y`all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
Can`t stand the pain then pop a Humphrey
I know it hurts.. (I`m killin y`all)
[Lil` Kim]
Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
It`s snowin and I`m tryin to put the whole shit together
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
and dress like me, and look like me
and Nicole, it`s like she lived in my house
Askin me for money, day in - day out
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
C`mon Shanice I`m takin you to my house in L. Conn.
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we`ll get along fine
[Lil` Shanice]
C`mon please, I wanna be just like you
600 Mercedes, and 380`s in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
H-class rocks inside my Baby G Shock
Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don`t love them hoes!
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O`s
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Scoop Lil` Nique and Jus, then take `em to Toys`R`Us
Make em spend they cheese then kick `em out and take the bus
I`m the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
What what? I like the green, know what I mean?
Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I can clean
[Lil` Kim]
You know what? I like you; little big person
but rule number one - no cursin
Anyway, what you know about that?
You too young for that, when I was your age
I woulda got hung for that
