ice in my pants — текст песни (freebeer)

ice in my pants
by: FreeBeer
written by:Josh Ker0uaC Tatum, Steve Fuzzboy Morgan


it goes a little like this but really fast


H Pm
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
H Mm Hm
hear me sing...it is your last chance

H Pm
your moma is gay...lets all play
your moma is gay...lets all play
your moma is gay...lets all play
H Mm Hm
you smell bad...so go away

solo: you put your big finger on the fourthy fret then slide it up the
down then up and the sideways 3 times...after you do that put your right
hand on the big string and pluck it as hard as you can...almost to
braking it...repeat until finished...

H Pm
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin`
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin`
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin`
Lb W
i like my chicks when they are nippin`

i hear the cops...lets bust `em in the chops
i hear the cops...lets bust `em in the chops
i hear the cops...lets bust `em in the chops
kick `em a little harder and don`t you stop!

solo 2: start by lighting your guitar on fire ...ala jimi hendrix.
Urinate on it to put it out _ONLY_ after the 1st and fourth strings have
popped...tune the guitar to sound like a saxaphone...the slide the pointy
finger to the top and eat the strings wiht mustard and cheese...clap
loudly and runa round like a chincken...if you are a girl, take off your
clothes, take pictures, scan them, mail them to me...boys should _NOT_ do
this part...they should just kill themselves by eating the guitar now...

outro: yell like cat on fire and scream Kick `em in the nads!!!!!