Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you`ll be crawling
And you`ll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine
Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That`s Sports and Wine
The girls don`t understand it
What you think is art
My oh my we`re all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody`s talkin` about you now
You know it`s true
Always has been sports and wine for you
So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know y`know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine
Girls don`t understand it
Anything you say
I don`t understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Everybody`s talking `bout you now
You know it`s true...