[Pudgee]
Well hello hello hello and how ya doin
Don`t play ball, lay up with girls like Patrick Ewing
I`m rarely known to play games, that`s why some think I`m strange
Not ashamed, I rock the blues like Etta James
I do a job like a man should, and I`m damn good
Take care of problems like Larry Davis would
And so, with no one`s help at it, you`ll be the last to eat
They spent their allowance on my masterpiece
I`m known for givin you please, yeah I do it with ease
One of America`s top ten, ask Rick Dees
Bein I`m fat (fat!) baby got back (back!)
Yeah baby got back but my back is a bunch of black
[Chorus]
Yes yes y`all (yes y`all!) Who got the vibe? -> L.O.N.S. (*3X*)
And it just won`t stop
We gonna rock the beat until we hit the top
[Pudgee]
I`m not the person to meet, or do a record with, you just can`t compete
I hate your song, like Eddie Murphy hates ugly feet
I heard that you threw a fit, the day ya heard my shit
Oh and I say liked a lot, cause you liked my shit
The race was over from the moment that I entered it
You musta liked likin like, you remembered it
I`m never gonna be finished now, shouldn`ta started me
I spit in your face like Charles Barkley
I`ma be the crazy, like Moms Mabley
And make more hits than Puerto Ricans make babies
Don`t take it personal man, that`s just me though
We`re good at everything like Vanessa Del Rio
[Chorus]
Yes yes y`all (yes y`all!) Who got the vibe? -> L.O.N.S. (*4X*)
[scratching interlude]
[Pudgee]
I`m a performer but before I perform I better warn ya
that you`re gonna be a goner nigga if I have to put it on ya
Nigga, acts on a bat I be earnin `em
Sendin more niggaz to clinics than bitches that be burnin `em
I got the style that gets plenty fed, many fed
The style so fat it`s on a diet down at Jenny Craig
They tryin to put me on death row, for givin a def blow
But they don`t know there`s many more deaths to go
You keep on tryin witcha old school flow
But you look stupider than Jodeci at an awards show
I want the people to know you ain`t live
And that you couldn`t rock
if you was on the show that came on channel 5 (rock live nigga)
Your whole career will be over like Gerardo
You`ll have more broken arms than Geraldo
All over walls, memories are plastered
of people who fucked with the Phat Bastard
[Chorus]
Yes yes y`all (yes y`all!) Who got the vibe? -> L.O.N.S. (*4X*)
